My favorite breakup line and one I have used quite often.
I like both of those options over my most recent line, “Leave me alone, you obsessed freak.”I am not ready for the intensity of this relationship.
I think the first guy I ever dated said this to me and I liked it so much that I have recycled it over the years.
I keep thinking it over and over in my head about today.
Yes, it deifinitely beats the current frontrunner in my breakup speak which is somethng along the lines of:
“I’m not really comfortable with the number of cargo pants you own.”
I might have to use that.
My personal fave is the George Constanza line: “It’s not you it’s me.” HA!
3 years ago